Drunken Santa

Experience explosive holiday fun in our game! Santa's armored sleigh races through a Christmas Eve city, smashing cars, buses, and trucks amidst a flurry of New Year's fireworks.

Christmas gifts must be delivered on time!

Features include:

• Realistic armored sleigh handling
• Liquid sleigh repair (whiskey bottles!)
• Unique crash physics and explosions
• A beautiful, snowy Christmas Eve city
• Numerous vehicles to destroy with your gifts
• Various sleigh models
• Stunning, realistic graphics
• Accurate Christmas traffic simulation
• Achievements and leaderboards
• Simple controls
• Awesome sound design
• Offline and online play
• Diverse traffic (buses, SUVs, heavy trucks)

Gameplay involves wrecking cars to earn points, with bonus points for combos. Repair kits restore your sleigh's health. Aim for the top spot on the global leaderboard!

Missing Features (we tried!):

• Taxi ordering (Santa drives himself!)
• Multiple levels
• Multilingual support
• Real car driving physics
• Modern supercars or muscle cars
• Dangerous overtakes
• Burning asphalt (it's winter!)
• Match-3 gameplay
• Authentic car sounds
• Police chases (everyone loves Santa!)
• Guns (maybe a Santa bazooka later?)
• Expensive elite cars
• Donald Trump

Also, despite our best efforts, these features didn't make the deadline:

• Sword fighting
• Monster slaying
• Hero leveling
• Sports car racing
• Car buying/upgrading (Santa only drives sleighs!)
• Stunts (Santa prioritizes safety...and booze!)

Enjoy the holiday mayhem! Explosions, presents, and Christmas cheer await! We believe this is the best holiday game of 2017, and possibly 2018! (It's not strictly a racing game, though.)

P.S. We don't endorse Santa's driving; obey traffic laws!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year!

What's New in Version 0.0.5 (Last Updated Dec 12, 2017)

• Increased sleigh speed!
• New vehicles added!

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